Matt Taylor - Brighton

That’s it folks! The inevitable has happened and the Queen and Country are no more.

1-trillion-note The new £1 Trillion note with the face of John Wanoa.

Having wriggled out of her imminent arrest for crimes against Humanity, Elizabeth Windsor is now desperately scrapping the barrel for excuses and has come up with the last ditch attempt of faking Alzheimer’s Disease to evade justice.

Reported in the mainstream press of the Daily Mirror, Daily Mail newspapers and the Globe Magazine, Buckingham Palace staff are on high alert keeping an eye for the ailing Queen and keeping everything under wraps about her rumoured mental problem.

Rumoured not to remember anything, it’s said she:

  • Wanders the Palace garden lost and confused
  • Can’t remember Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding,
  • and thinks Charles is her husband, Phillip.

While Palace officials are keen to maintain continuality in these times of transition by assuring the public…

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